hoow does a 7 rs oldd boii xplaiin SExx .. (:

Little Johnny was 7 years oldand likeother boys his age rather curious.He had been hearing quite a bit about'making out' from the older boys, andhewondered what it was and how it wasdone.One day he took his question to hismother, who became rather flustered.Instead of explaining things to Johnny,she told him to hide behind thecurtainsone night and watch his older sisterandher boyfriend.This he did. The following morning,Johnny described EVERYTHING to hismother."Sis and her boyfriend sat and talkedfor a while, then he turned off most ofthe lights. Then he started kissing andhugging her. I figured 'Sis must begetting sick, because her face startedlooking funny.He must have thought so too, because heput his hand inside her blouse to feelher heart, just the way the doctorwould. Except he's not as smart as thedoctor because he seemed to havetroublefinding her heart. I guess he wasgetting sick too, because pretty soonboth of them started panting andgettingall out of breath.His other hand must have been coldbecause he put it under her skirt.About this time 'Sis got worse andbeganto moan and sigh and squirm around andslide down toward the end of the couch.This was when her fever started. I knewit was a fever, because Sis told himshe felt really hot.Finally, I found out what was makingthem so sick......-a big eel ;hadgotteninside his pants somehow. It justjumpedout of his pants and stood there, about10 inches long, honest, anyway hegrabbed it in one hand to keep it fromgetting away.When Sis saw it, she got reallyscared-her eyes got big, and her mouthfell open, and she started calling outto God and stuff like that. She said itwas the biggest one she's ever seen; Ishould tell her about the ones down atthe lake by our house!Anyway, Sis got brave and tried to killthe eel by biting its head off. All ofasudden she grabbed it with both handsand held it tight while he took amuzzleout of his pocket and slipped it overthe eel's head to keep it from bitingagain.Sis lay back and spread her legs so shecould get a scissor-lock on it and hehelped by lying on top of the eel. Theeel put up a hell of a fight.Sis started groaning and squealing andher boyfriend almost upset the couch.I guess they wanted to kill the eel bysquashing it between them.After a while they both quit moving andgave a great sigh. Her boyfriend gotup,and sure enough, they killed the eel. Iknew because it just hung there, limp,and some of its insides were hangingout.Sis and her boyfriend were a littletired from the battle, but they wentback to courting anyway. He startedhugging and kissing her again. Bygolly,the eel wasn't dead! It jumped straightup and started to fight again.I guess eels are like cats- they havenine lives or something. This time, Sisjumped up and tried to kill it bysitting on it. After about a 35 minutestruggle, they finally killed the eel.Iknew it was dead, because I saw Sis'sboyfriend peel its skin off and flushitdown the toilet.Now that you've read it, post it andhave goodluck in "gettin' sum"morever... Ignore it, and U will haveabad sex life!!! SO REPOST THIS!!!WITH THE TITLEHOW A 7 YEAR OLD EXPLAINS SEX