treasure watt u hav .. <3

Chu Kang ( PCK ) explaining sex to ChuBeng's son, Aloysius ...

Aloy : Why is making love soenjoyable ?

PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjoyable becaws,same like when you dig your nosewith your finger mah !

Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sexmorethan men?

PCK : Of course woman lah ! When youdigdig your nose, your nose feelbetter than your finger, right ?

Aloy : Why do women hate it when theyget raped ?

PCK : Ai-yah ! Say, you walk along theload(road),den someone come overand dig your nose, you like ornot ? Ehhh ? Don't pray pray ah

Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot havesexwhen she is having her menses?

PCK : Oy !! If your nose bleeding, youstill go and dig meh?? Siow ah !Useyour Blain(brain), use yourblainnn ..........

Aloy : Why is it most men don't likewearing condoms when they are makinglove?

PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah,you like to dig with a gloveon your finger or not ?

Notthe same shiok feeling mah. Corlight(correct) or not?

Aloy : Why is making love carried outinprivate ?

PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your blain, useyour blainnnnn . you go and dig yournose in flont of your wholeclass izit ?? Stupid lah!!

Aloy : Wah ...... Uncle Chu Kang, youare very good.

PCK : Aiyah ...... best in SingaporeandJB, and some say Batam also ah !!!